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Allison walked into the room to discover Wheeljack hunched over a type writer. "Oh Allison!" he exclaimed. "Don't look! It's not finished!"
"Oh! I didn't know you could write," Allison said.
"Neither did I!"
Allison leaned over his shoulder to see what he had written. "The big dog shot the rat with a K49-oZ Rocket propelled grenade modified with a Splurtonian Grammarifyer, and then the sune xpanded and consumed the universe, but Wheeljack saved them all. Then cheese happened."
"It's a work in progress", said Wheeljack.
"I can see that," said Allison.
"YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOUR HEAD WAS A MELON RIGHT ABOUT NOW!"
"Oh no!" cried Allison, a watermelon suddenly replacing her original head.
Then the moon died.
"Oh! I didn't know you could write," Allison said.
"Neither did I!"
Allison leaned over his shoulder to see what he had written. "The big dog shot the rat with a K49-oZ Rocket propelled grenade modified with a Splurtonian Grammarifyer, and then the sune xpanded and consumed the universe, but Wheeljack saved them all. Then cheese happened."
"It's a work in progress", said Wheeljack.
"I can see that," said Allison.
"YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF YOUR HEAD WAS A MELON RIGHT ABOUT NOW!"
"Oh no!" cried Allison, a watermelon suddenly replacing her original head.
Then the moon died.
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